It's like "What You're Doing Tonight" on PCP!
Well, gentle readers, if you're anything like me, you just about cream your jeans every weekend with the joy of knowing there is unlimited rawkness to be enjoyed in this great city of New York. Here is a rundown of some of this weekend's most exciting live shows, in roughly chronological order:
Old 97's will play two sets this evening on a Hudson River booze cruise as part of the Rockin' the River Cruises concert/party series. Day-of-show tickets cost $50, and you can catch the boat at Pier 83 (Circle Line), at 42nd St. and 12th Ave. Show times are at 7 and 9:30 p.m.
If poppy alt-country ain't your thing, perhaps you should dabble in lesbianism (however, the two are by no means mutually exclusive). All-girl Plant-and-Page wannabes Lez Zeppelin play at 9 p.m. tonight, and again tomorrow night, at the Blender Theater at Gramercy. Advance tickets cost $20; day-of-show tix are $25. What's better than hot lesbians who rock hard? I'll tell you what: hearing a girl have to strain to hit the high notes of Robert Plant's legendary squeals and moans.
Tomorrow and Sunday, the Rock the Bells festival takes over Randall's Island for what promises to be one of the biggest and best hip-hop festivals ever put on in New York. In addition to the newly-reunited Rage Against the Machine, fans lucky enough to score tickets to either of these long-sold-out shows will be treated to the entire Wu-Tang Clan (minus the dearly departed O.D.B., May His Soul Rest In Eternal Peace), Mos Def & Talib Kweli, Public Enemy, Cypress Hill, The Roots (Saturday only), Jedi Mind Tricks, Immortal Technique, EPMD (Saturday only), Rakim (Sunday only), Pharoahe Monch, Erykah Badu (Sunday only), David Banner, Cage, and Sage Francis. Yeah, that's right. Prepare to feel the truth hit your face and the beats move your ass, and b.y.o.b. (bring your own blunt).
LWMB favorites Get Him Eat Him will be playing a free show tomorrow at 4 p.m. at Sound Fix Records in Williamsburg, followed by an 8 p.m. set at Union Hall in Park Slope. Check out their three-part exclusive-to-this-blog Tour Diary here.
However, you'll probably be missing Get Him Eat Him if you were quick enough to snatch up a $34 ticket (or buy a scalped $120 ticket on craigslist) to Sonic Youth's performance tomorrow night at McCarren Park Pool in Greenpoint (as mentioned earlier on LWMB). The elder statesmen of alt-rock will be performing their landmark 1988 album, Daydream Nation, in its entirety for the final time in the U.S. And if that isn't enough to raise the hairs on the back of your neck, riotous girl-punk pioneers The Slits will be opening. Gates are at 7:30 p.m.
And if you can recover from all the excitement in time to make it back to the Pool by Sunday afternoon at 2 p.m. (or if you just pass out on Lorimer St. after Sonic Youth rocks your face off), you can catch NYC's own TV on the Radio playing a FREE concert as part of JELLYNYC's Summer Pool Parties series (also mentioned earlier). While the show is free, JELLY requires attendees to RSVP through the social networking site Going! in order to guarantee admittance. Unfortunately, the site was overrun with RSVP requests and had to shut down the system and stop accepting RSVP requests. Fortunately, there is still a small glimmer of hope for those who couldn't RSVP. Follow the instructions here.
Finally, if you haven't keeled over from exhaustion and you're willing to make the trek to the PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, New Jersey, you can catch rock legend Meat Loaf [P.S. Meat Loaf has a MySpace account?! WTF?] doing his thing on Sunday night at 8 p.m. If they aren't already sold out, you can buy tickets here.
Happy Weekend, everybody!
All photos via the MySpace pages of the respective artists.