So let's say you're Madonna, and you're fi-hinally getting inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. You've gotta be feeling pretty proud of yourself, considering you were first known for your ... cones. But times have changed, and you've managed to make a pretty great name for yourself, and earned a decent amount of respect. So why in the blue hell would you go on stage at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction last night and drop a bunch of F-bombs? According to MTV.com, "After quoting from the Talmud, she called Timberlake — who'd said, "She became the biggest name on the planet the old-fashioned way: She earned it" — a "f---er." Moments later, she blurted out the word "motherer" for no discernable reason." That's TWO F-bombs, compared to Iggy Pop's ONE during his Madonna tribute (the last part of that sentence alone is enough to make ME swear). Did they switch bodies or something!?

I know whose fault this is. It's that pesky Justin Timberlake! He's out to destroy all female pop stars of fame rooted in the 80s! Remember what happened to Janet Jackson? Well, last night he got Madonna's dander up by telling this little tidbit while introducing her: apparently, he was feeling sluggish during the recording of her new album, Hard Candy. Madonna proposed a solution - a handy shot of vitamin B12 from the syringes in her bag, of course! "I don't know what you say to that, so I immediately dropped my pants," he said. "She gave me a shot in my a-- and looks at me and says, 'Nice top shelf.' That was one of the greatest days of my life." Clearly, Madonna was so flustered by this introduction that she felt the need to live up to the badass reputation JT was jawing about, and the F train took off.

The full list of inductees, curse tallies not included:

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-Leonard Cohen

-The Dave Clark Five (Dave Clark, Lenny Davidson, Rick Huxley, Denny Payton and Mike Smith)

-Madonna

-John Mellencamp

-The Ventures (Bob Bogle, Nokie Edwards, Gerry McGee, Mel Taylor, Don Wilson)