It's Wednesday, which means nothing good is on TV. Get out of the house, and check out one of these live shows: 

Madonna @ Roseland: You'll probably have to fellate a bouncer to get into this intimate performance from the pop princess who just dropped a new album yesterday.

Sondre Lerche @ Canal Room: Lerche performs his cheerful acoustic pop during a midday set for Tribeca Film Festival badge holders. He will be joined by a handful of other songwriters.

The Redwalls @ Knitting Factory: Critically proclaimed as Chicago's edgy answer to The Beatles, you can expect this to be full of rhythmic surprises.

Langhorne Slim @ Mercury Lounge: With his self-titled album finally hitting shelves yesterday, the folk singer is sure to be in high spirits tonight as he takes over the gateway venue.

Chris Rock @ WAMU Theater: Ever wonder what the differences between white people and black people are? Shell out a hefty amount for tickets, and let Chris Rock enlighten you.