I loathe Alicia Keys’ “Falling.” While there are far worse tunes, my personal dislike—no, hatred!—stems from hearing this song one zillion times too many. Given its a capella intro, the song is now the obligatory audition track for every female singer hoping to demonstrate their vocal chops, replacing Jennifer Holliday’s far superior “And I’m Telling You.” To hear “Falling” sung badly so many times has rendered a permanent gash on my psyche.

While I maintain my irrevocable personal feelings toward the song, there’s good news for every aspiring diva: Ms. Keys (who hails from NYC) is looking for a new background singer. Interested vocalists are asked to submit a 30-second or larger video of themselves singing an original a capella to Keys’ MySpace page by May 5 (the winner will be announced on May 15). And don’t even think about sending a clip of yourself singing that dreadful, aforementioned number! Here are the rules: “Qualifications include being a female between the ages 21-30 with R&B/Soul singing experience. Contestant must also have a valid passport, and must be physically fit and able to dance.” Able to dance? How unfair. After all, a lack of moves didn’t stop this 11-time Grammy award winner from becoming a superstar.