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Well, it’s Friday, and we haven’t yet covered the deluge of Courtney Love news that’s flooded the gossip rags. So, here it is: The Week in Courtney. The biggest piece of C-Love gossip that’s circulating this week is the scoop that she’s left L.A. for New York, because employees on the West coast “tried to take me to the loony bin.” Apparently, strange law enforcement imposters kept showing up on Love’s doorstep to fuck with her. She tells the Daily News, “a flood of guys, at least 10, came to my house. They said there was an ambulance outside, even though we never saw one. I tried to be charming. But one of the guys points a gun at me. My daughter, Frances, ran and hid under the house.”

But that’s not really the odd part. Those kinds of accusations are par for the C-Love course. What’s surprising everyone is that a pair of private-security company employees are corroborating the tale, saying that they caught the invasions on camera. “My biggest problem,” the rocker concludes, “is that I’m Courtney Love.” You’re free to keep the schadenfreude going, but personally, I think that’s pretty terrible.

In more recent Courtney news, it seems Ms. Love has quit plastic surgery. Why, you ask? Well, because she recently encountered Jocelyn Wildenstein (a.k.a. The Bride of Wildenstein) and got freaked out by the plastic lady. “I could do with another boob lift, but no way,” Courtney said. “I don’t want to end up looking like her. She looked freaky.” Man, Love, you are just full of sanity and good decisions this week. Congratulations!