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Well, leave it to the notorious Kottonmouth Kings to turn the Tiger Woods scandal from daytime talk fodder into a strip club VIP room jam. The West Coast rappers have released a Tiger Woods parody song, paying homage to his alleged sexual exploits with as many as 15 mistresses – from strippers to waitresses to porn stars. Over guitars, keyboards and drums, the hard-partying Kings chant: “Tiger Woods, who could really blame you/Whoever thought they could ever tame you/Tiger Woods I’d do the same thing too/Tiger Woods I wanna party with you.”

Like Tiger, the crew hails from Orange County, CA, and they send him some hometown love. Kings’ rapper Daddy X offers: “Let’s go to Vegas. Sin City. Orange County player’s club. Call me Tiger. Let’s party.”

The group recorded the joke track during sessions for its new album, Long Live the Kings, which is due in April 2010. “Transgressions, confessions, sex, sex, and more sex! Scandal after scandal, that’s all anyone can talk about is this Tiger Woods incident,” Daddy X said. “We had some downtime in the studio so we figured we would record the first Tiger Woods tribute song, because his party stock rises like a 9-iron on Viagra. Tiger is definitely welcome to party with the Kottonmouth Kings any time.”

Here’s the hastily made video: