"I Kissed a Girl" is All ScarJo's Fault
Apparently, Katy Perry's barsexual anthem was not solely inspired by Karaoke Night during college. Coulda fooled me. People magazine has just reported that "I Kissed a Girl" was actually written in tribute to the lips of Scarlett Johansson, who is usually associated with headlines of a bit more distinguished nature. The Golden Globe-nominated actress said she was flattered when she learned of the news, but warned, "My lips are kind of taken." Johansson recently tied the knot with actor Ryan Reynolds, whose National Lampoon alter ego is totally pumped by all this news.
Perry admitted that she and Johansson never got smoochy, but noted, "I was with my boyfriend at the time, and I said to him, 'I’m not going to lie: If Scarlett Johansson walked into the room and wanted to make out with me, I would make out with her. I hope you’re okay with that.'" Hey, now. That's a little presumptuous, don't you think? Personally, I'd say ScarJo's out of her league, but I hear Tila Tequila is available for ... um, well, just about anything...
(via People)
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I'd like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I'll tell more,those clones(it's not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it's in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they're NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn't authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it's all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way
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