Move over, Lindsay Lohan. Take a powder, Tommy Lee. Don’t even think about getting on the one-and-twos ever again, Rosanna Arquette. Tera Patrick has caught the mixing bug (and Lord knows what else!). This shocking revelation slipped past our spam filter and arrived in our inbox a few hours after the 2007 Grammy nominations were announced. According to her flak, the adult film star is now a bonafide celebrity DJ. Should Paul Oakenfold be shaking in his Prada shoes?

When she’s not helming her “multi-million dollar adult film production company” and “high-fashion lingerie collection,” our girl has been busy DJing at joints like Tao in Las Vegas and clubs where douchebags buy $300 bottles of Stoli so they can sit behind velvet ropes in lame VIP rooms, while the staff laughs at these suckers behind their backs. Oh, and let’s not forget the pornophiles. They’ve gotta be coming out in droves to see her drop irrelevant 50 Cent tracks and watch her shake what her mama (and plastic surgeon) gave her. Ca-ching!

Thanks to YouTube, we found footage of Ms. Patrick in the mix in Hawaii. Watch her get important DJing advice from her beau Evan Seinfeld, an obvious wizard of the dance floor since his days playing bass with hardcore metal titans Biohazard, and see her spin pretty red vinyl (how old school!) for 23 seconds of a 7:58 clip. The rest of the footage (which unfortunately doesn’t allow us to hear the porn queen’s mixing skills) contains scantily clad dancers, some dreadful breakdancing and a really scary guy with a 12-pack. Sounds like the plot of one of her movies, not that we’ve ever seen one. It’s nothing short of Tera-ble!